22.12.2005, 21:55
Geiler Thread!
-"Oh my God! What happened to your eyes?"
-"Where we are going, we won't need eyes to see."
Event Horizon
"Hail to the King baby."
Army of Darkness
"Homines Nocturni. Vampires."
Blade 1
"Is the enemy of my enemy my friend...? Or my enemy?"
Blade 2
-"What is the shortest distance between two points"
-"A straight line."
-"Wrong! The shortest distance between two points is zero. And thats what the Gateway does. It folts Point A over Point B so that they co-exist in the same space and time!"
Event Horizon
Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trepassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trepassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.
Falling Down
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Falling Down
-"These people are trying to kill us!"
-"I KNOW, DAD!"
-"Thats a new experience for me..."
-"Happens to me all the time."
Indiana Jones 3
"If I dont kill you, what is there to talk about?"
Natural Born Killers
"You are one ugly Motherfucker!"
Predator
"I've got a message for you. And you are not going to like it. PRAY FOR DEATH!"
Prince of Darkness / Fürsten der Finsternis
"They did first blood..."
Rambo: First Blood
Belushi: "You're married?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Ever?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Got a girlfriend?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Ever?"
Arnie: "Of course!"
Belushi: "God! I'm so glad to hear that!"
Red Heat
"Hello Adam."
SAW
"Oh Clarice, your problem is you need to get more fun out of life!"
Silence of the Lambs
Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir
Super Troopers
"And I saw a pale horse. And a pale Rider upon it. And the name of the horse was Pestilence. And the name of the Rider was Death."
The Stand
MfG Jochen
-"Oh my God! What happened to your eyes?"
-"Where we are going, we won't need eyes to see."
Event Horizon
"Hail to the King baby."
Army of Darkness
"Homines Nocturni. Vampires."
Blade 1
"Is the enemy of my enemy my friend...? Or my enemy?"
Blade 2
-"What is the shortest distance between two points"
-"A straight line."
-"Wrong! The shortest distance between two points is zero. And thats what the Gateway does. It folts Point A over Point B so that they co-exist in the same space and time!"
Event Horizon
Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trepassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trepassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.
Falling Down
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? You see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
Falling Down
-"These people are trying to kill us!"
-"I KNOW, DAD!"
-"Thats a new experience for me..."
-"Happens to me all the time."
Indiana Jones 3
"If I dont kill you, what is there to talk about?"
Natural Born Killers
"You are one ugly Motherfucker!"
Predator
"I've got a message for you. And you are not going to like it. PRAY FOR DEATH!"
Prince of Darkness / Fürsten der Finsternis
"They did first blood..."
Rambo: First Blood
Belushi: "You're married?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Ever?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Got a girlfriend?"
Arnie: "No."
Belushi: "Ever?"
Arnie: "Of course!"
Belushi: "God! I'm so glad to hear that!"
Red Heat
"Hello Adam."
SAW
"Oh Clarice, your problem is you need to get more fun out of life!"
Silence of the Lambs
Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir
Super Troopers
"And I saw a pale horse. And a pale Rider upon it. And the name of the horse was Pestilence. And the name of the Rider was Death."
The Stand
MfG Jochen