13.03.2016, 19:45
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I asked my three sons and a cousin what would be scarier: 8 years of a
Trump presidency, or two kaiju attacks, one on Washington D.C. and one
on L.A., separated by 8 years. Assume standard kaiju size (20 stories,
80,000 tons), atomic breath, acid blood, probably the ability to produce
subsonic blasts with one whap of the tail. Immune to conventional
nuclear weapons. Highly aggressive.
By a vote of 3 - 1, they
agreed two kaiju attacks would be much worse for the nation than if
Trump were to become President of the United States. So if you feel
depressed by Trump’s toxic mix of misogyny, xenophobia, and bullying,
look to this for a cheer-up. It could be worse. You could be jellied
beneath the trampling scaly feet of a salamander the size of a
skyscraper.
Admit it. You feel better all ready.
I asked my three sons and a cousin what would be scarier: 8 years of a
Trump presidency, or two kaiju attacks, one on Washington D.C. and one
on L.A., separated by 8 years. Assume standard kaiju size (20 stories,
80,000 tons), atomic breath, acid blood, probably the ability to produce
subsonic blasts with one whap of the tail. Immune to conventional
nuclear weapons. Highly aggressive.
By a vote of 3 - 1, they
agreed two kaiju attacks would be much worse for the nation than if
Trump were to become President of the United States. So if you feel
depressed by Trump’s toxic mix of misogyny, xenophobia, and bullying,
look to this for a cheer-up. It could be worse. You could be jellied
beneath the trampling scaly feet of a salamander the size of a
skyscraper.
Admit it. You feel better all ready.
"Ich schreibe so lange, bis der Leser davon überzeugt ist, in der Hand eines erstklassigen Wahnsinnigen zu sein". ... `Stephen King´
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