Religion(en)

[Nenya]

Hier die Wahrheit aller Religionen :-)

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn´t really shit.

hinduism
This shit has happend before.

Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you deserve it.

Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.

Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?